Oh my god, it’s full of dragons! Well bits of dragon jerky anyway.

If you don’t yet know about Loot Crate you are missing out! Short version, you sign up with them, pay a small fee, and they send you awesome surprise packages filled with things related to their monthly theme. And my April crate arrived loaded with dragon related goodies 😀

And now, on with the unboxing!

Dragon Loot Crate Opening

What mystery could be contained within this mysterious black box of mystery?

Aha, this month's theme is dragons!

Aha, this month’s theme is dragons!

 

The mighty dragon sits upon the throne of loot crates!

The mighty dragon sits upon the throne of loot crates!

Inside the pamphlet are several short articles and the provenance of all items contained within the crate.

Inside the pamphlet are several short articles and the provenance of all items contained within the crate.

 

Stress die, button, d20. Probably all you really need in life.

Stress die, button, d20. Probably all you really need in life.

A very handy way to keep track of all your kills.

A very handy way to keep track of all your kills.

As the pamphlet points out, this screen wipe could be very handy for getting rid of dragon blood on your smarty phone.

As the pamphlet points out, this screen wipe could be very handy for getting rid of dragon blood on your smarty phone.

Aha! Bits of actual dragon for your eating pleasure!

Aha! Bits of actual dragon for your eating pleasure!

'Graaaa! I'm so angry at being so small and barbarian!" -Some small cute barbarian from Skyrim

‘Graaaa! I’m so angry at being so small and barbarian!” -Some small cute barbarian from Skyrim

 

"Yes I'm the Mother of Dragons. It's complicated." -Some cute dragon lady who wants to sit on an uncomfortable throne

“Yes I’m the Mother of Dragons. It’s complicated.” -Some cute dragon lady who wants to sit on an uncomfortable throne

So much good stuff in this that it’s hard to pick out a favorite, but certainly the random Game of Thrones figure box claiming “Not a toy.” on the side is pretty hilarious. Especially since Daenerys and The Nord are now married and The Nord has to take care of the little ones while Mother goes to war. After all, someone has to bring the dragon bacon home!

So if you haven’t figured it out by now, Loot Crate is awesome and you should jump on board the bandwagon! And if you need me I’ll be squeezing my stress out on a giant foam d20.

Okay, one more picture.

The happy couple both home from the wars for a brief moment of cuddles before slaying their foes.

The happy couple both home from the wars for a brief moment of cuddles before slaying their foes.